brentwalker092:

It’s not who you blow—well ok fine—it actually is who you blow :)

unclefather:

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

october is here

unclefather:

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

october is here

With @miichelleg31x

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

THIS ONE IS FOR MY BITCHES WIT A FAT ASS IN THE FUCKIN CLUH I SAID WHERE MY FAT ASS BIG BITCHES IN THE CLUH FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES IN THE CLUB I WANNA I SEE ALL THE BIG FAT ASS BITCHES IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN CLUB FUCK YOU IF YOU SKINNY BITCHES WAt

rniraclewhip:

forcing people to reblog your selfies

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

icefag:

I like to text my mom “help me im in danger” put my phone on vibrate and shove it up my ass

dutchster:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep